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From: jkevin@mercury.aichem.arizona.edu (Kevin Jernigan)
Newsgroups: alt.drugs
Subject: first water
Date: 27 May 1994 02:17:36 GMT
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   I drank water for the first time at a party last night, and it was great!!
Some of my friends who do W told me about the experience earlier, but I now
realize that it was beyond my wildest expectations.  I was a little bit scared,
at first, because I heard about some of the bad side effects that it can cause.
A few people said they choked on it, and one guy said that he dribbled it all   
over his clothes and got them wet.  Luckily, none of these things happened to 
me.  They started passing glasses around to everyone and I decided to take one  
The water was very clear in color. They said it was scored from a guy who got
it from a spring in Canada.  I don't know whether it was really Canadian 
water, but it was definitely good quality, judging by the color.  I used
about 500g of it.  When I put the glass up to my mouth, and swallowed, the
first sensation I felt was of something wet traveling down my throat.  This 
sensation started before I had even removed the glass from my mouth.  I was
able to acheive the same feeling again, by taking another swallow.  As the 
trip progressed, I noticed several other things.  The W produced a state of
mind that I believe could best be described as a lack of thirst.  The trip
didn't last for very long, but I think that it would be safe to say that
the experience gave me some important insights into my consciousness.  
Chief among these, is the realization that water can relieve thirst. 

                                             - Kevin 
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From: spogue@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Yazmar the UnClean)
Subject: Do water, you DIE!!!
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In article <2s3l80$neg@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>,
Kevin Jernigan <jkevin@mercury.aichem.arizona.edu> wrote:
>   I drank water for the first time at a party last night, and it was great!!
>Some of my friends who do W told me about the experience earlier, but I now
>realize that it was beyond my wildest expectations.  I was a little bit scared,
>at first, because I heard about some of the bad side effects that it can cause.
>A few people said they choked on it, and one guy said that he dribbled it all   
>over his clothes and got them wet.  Luckily, none of these things happened to 
>me.  They started passing glasses around to everyone and I decided to take one  
>The water was very clear in color. They said it was scored from a guy who got
>it from a spring in Canada.  I don't know whether it was really Canadian 
>water, but it was definitely good quality, judging by the color.  I used
>about 500g of it.  When I put the glass up to my mouth, and swallowed, the
>first sensation I felt was of something wet traveling down my throat.  This 
>sensation started before I had even removed the glass from my mouth.  I was
>able to acheive the same feeling again, by taking another swallow.  As the 
>trip progressed, I noticed several other things.  The W produced a state of
>mind that I believe could best be described as a lack of thirst.  The trip
>didn't last for very long, but I think that it would be safe to say that
>the experience gave me some important insights into my consciousness.  
>Chief among these, is the realization that water can relieve thirst. 
>
>                                             - Kevin 

Kevin you *FOOL*!!!!  Don't you know?  That stuff is DEADLY!  It's made
out of HYDROGEN!! (Can you say HINDENBURG?!?!?!)  Several of my friends got
mixed up with water and now they have to have it EVERY DAY!!!  It is a
PROVEN FACT that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who EVER did water eventually DIED!!!

Sorry to have to break it to you Kevin.

Yaz


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From: squest@moonwatcher.avrtech.com (Steve J. Quest)
Newsgroups: alt.drugs
Subject: Re: Do water, you DIE!!!
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Date: Mon, 30 May 94 17:25:41 GMT
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In article <CqGHGK.7GC@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> spogue@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu writes:
>
>In article <2s3l80$neg@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>,
>Kevin Jernigan <jkevin@mercury.aichem.arizona.edu> wrote:
>>   I drank water for the first time at a party last night, and it was great!!
>>Some of my friends who do W told me about the experience earlier, but I now
>>realize that it was beyond my wildest expectations.  I was a little bit scared>,
>>at first, because I heard about some of the bad side effects that it can
>> cause.
>>A few people said they choked on it, and one guy said that he dribbled it all >  
>>over his clothes and got them wet.
        [...]
>>the experience gave me some important insights into my consciousness.  
>>Chief among these, is the realization that water can relieve thirst. 
>>
>>                                             - Kevin 
>
>Kevin you *FOOL*!!!!  Don't you know?  That stuff is DEADLY!  It's made
>out of HYDROGEN!! (Can you say HINDENBURG?!?!?!)  Several of my friends got
>mixed up with water and now they have to have it EVERY DAY!!!  It is a
>PROVEN FACT that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who EVER did water eventually DIED!!!
>
>Sorry to have to break it to you Kevin.

        I agree.  I am now totally dependent upon water each_and_every_day!
        I am not to blame for my W addiction, my parents got me hooked
        at an early age.  After all, they were addicted to it, they
        didn't know any better, they just got me started right away
        (ab)using W.  Everyone I have ever known, my grandparents, etc.
        have all died after years of (ab)using W! It is dangerous stuff,
        I don't deny that.  I also can't stop my _addiction_!  I get
        "thirsty" and I just gotta have some.  I will do anything when I
        get "thirsty".  I will even beg for others to share some of
        their W with me.  It is a disgraceful act. If you are not now
        addicted to W (and even one sip of the horrid stuff will get you
        hooked for life) then I suggest you NEVER START!  Water has
        ruined my life.  I need it so much that I even lavishly BATHE in
        the stuff every day!!!  I have a small area of my home rigged to
        produce a spray of W that I use to cover my whole body and make
        it "wet".  I am addicted to this behavior as well!

        Where I live tho, there are so many W addicts that they pipe the
        stuff directly into your home.  I would say that just about
        everyone I know is addicted to daily doses of W.  Personally I
        use between 500 and 900g per day.  This is a low dose compared
        to _some_ people I know!  Some drink well over a kg (1 litre)
        per day!!!  That dosage would make my head "swim".  :)

        If ever there comes a day that they decide to ban the sale,
        importation, exportation, or production of W, I am all set. I
        have hundreds of jugs of _distilled_ W in safe keeping. If that
        ever runs out, I will perform night raids of the governments
        private stock (the reservoir outside the city limits).

        We should start _NOW_ to prevent the government from _EVER_
        wanting to restrict the sale of, or ban the sale and production
        of W.  Who knows, maybe the WOD could become the WOW.....sq

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From: wstamp@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (William Thomas Stamp)
Subject: water synthesis?
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In article <CqGHGK.7GC@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu>,
Yazmar the UnClean <spogue@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> wrote:
>In article <2s3l80$neg@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>,
>Kevin Jernigan <jkevin@mercury.aichem.arizona.edu> wrote:
>>   I drank water for the first time at a party last night, and it was great!!
>>Some of my friends who do W told me about the experience earlier, but I now
>>realize that it was beyond my wildest expectations.  

>>trip progressed, I noticed several other things.  The W produced a state of
>>mind that I believe could best be described as a lack of thirst.  The trip
>>didn't last for very long, but I think that it would be safe to say that
>>the experience gave me some important insights into my consciousness.  
>>Chief among these, is the realization that water can relieve thirst. 
>>
>>                                             - Kevin 
>
>Kevin you *FOOL*!!!!  Don't you know?  That stuff is DEADLY!  It's made
>out of HYDROGEN!! (Can you say HINDENBURG?!?!?!)  Several of my friends got
>mixed up with water and now they have to have it EVERY DAY!!!  It is a
>PROVEN FACT that EVERY SINGLE PERSON who EVER did water eventually DIED!!!
>
>Sorry to have to break it to you Kevin.
>
>Yaz
>

This stuff sounds awesome!  But how do I get it?  I asked some of my cool 
friends if they knew where I could get a glass of water and they looked at me 
like I was nuts or something!  I guess they heard all those scare stories.

So, like, if some FOAF were going to make some water how would I^H^H^H he 
do it?  Can one of you chemistry doods post a recipie for an easy way to brew
some up with cool molecule pictures and everything?

Thanks!
Bill


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From: Fernando Martinez-campos <fmcampo@delphi.com>
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Subject: Re: water synthesis?
Date: Fri, 27 May 94 16:35:52 -0500
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I heard one of the best ways to synthesize water is really a simple process.
Materials: Ice
           A bunsen burner
           Some sort of pan or other holding recepticle
Instructions: Turn on the bunsen burner and adjust it to a low flame.
              Put the pan above the flame.
              Then pick up a piece of ice(be careful when handling though,
              some people have experienced extreme discomfort, a sort of cold
              sensation)
              Put ice in to pan.
              Wait until it liquifies.
              Pour into water-taking paraphrenalia(a cup will suffice)
              Imbibe the liquidy substance and enjoy!
 
                                MikeM.C.---fmcampo@delphi.com---

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From: lamontg@u.washington.edu (Lamont Granquist)
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Subject: Re: water synthesis?
Date: 28 May 1994 09:19:47 GMT
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wstamp@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (William Thomas Stamp) writes:
>This stuff sounds awesome!  But how do I get it?  I asked some of my cool 
>friends if they knew where I could get a glass of water and they looked at me 
>like I was nuts or something!  I guess they heard all those scare stories.
>
>So, like, if some FOAF were going to make some water how would I^H^H^H he 
>do it?  Can one of you chemistry doods post a recipie for an easy way to brew
>some up with cool molecule pictures and everything?


Water (H2O, dihydrogen oxide, hydrogen oxide)

                           H
     ..         ..  1-     |    1+
    :O - H     :O-H       :O-H
     |          ..         |
     H                     H

    water    hydroxide    hydronium

water is the most common form of this substance.  water intrinsically
contains a certain amount of hydroxide and hydronium which is given
by the Keq of the equation 2H20 -> OH- + H30+.  a significant excess of 
either can be hazardous, and can be neutralized by the appropriate use of
small quantities of NaOH or HCl -- check the literature for references
on the use of "pH paper" or chemical catalogs for "pH meters"

water is deadly on overdose.  there are several reported deaths in the
forensic literature.

it can be synthesized from hydrogen and oxygen, or from the burning of
hydrocarbons, but is usually obtained from the distillation of the
crude product (70-some% of the earth's surface).  it can also be obtained
from the melting of the solid form, and the contensation of the vapor
(both of which naturally occur in the earth, depending on climate conditions).
cities are typically supplied with water through the use of crude
run-off which is processed through a treatment facility...

"designer water" is contains substances of unknown effects and concentrations,
this is typically sold under the name Perrier, among others.  it is typically
considered to be highly dangerous due to the uncertainty of its contents
and effects.

it is currently unscheduled, but reports from DEA sources indicate that
action may be taken soon.  it is suggested that you stock up...

-- 
Lamont Granquist (lamontg@u.washington.edu)
"And then the alien anthropologists - Admitted they were still perplexed - But
on eliminating every other reason - For our sad demise - They logged the only
explanation left - This species has amused itself to death" -- Roger Waters

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Subject: Re: water synthesis?
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In article <CqGJDA.8GK@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> wstamp@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (William Thomas Stamp) writes:
>In article <CqGHGK.7GC@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu>,
>Yazmar the UnClean <spogue@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> wrote:
>>In article <2s3l80$neg@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>,
>>Kevin Jernigan <jkevin@mercury.aichem.arizona.edu> wrote:
	
	***STUFF DELETED BECAUSE I'M A GOOD 'NETTER***

>like I was nuts or something!  I guess they heard all those scare stories.
>
>So, like, if some FOAF were going to make some water how would I^H^H^H he 
>do it?  Can one of you chemistry doods post a recipie for an easy way to brew
>some up with cool molecule pictures and everything?
>
>Thanks!
>Bill
>

	The stupidity of some of these people amazes me! "W" (or it's
proper term, Dihydrogen Oxide) is made by the countries sharpest minds in
some of the best-equiped labs. The precursor chemicals alone are
incredibly complicated and hard to make. Forget about synthesizing it. You
_may_ be able to find it in nature, but even McKenna and Burroughs have
had problems. And even then you have to purify it -- find some way of
filtering out those harmful minerals. You can't expect to make W in
your kitchen without knowing that you'll probably kill yourself first.

	And if you ever get W, beware because it's probably the most
addictive substance known to man. Research has _PROVEN_ that people who
try W just _ONCE_ always end up using again. It's almost as bad as M.

	Good luck...

	-Mark
-- 
"Key chuckles. 'If Skinny Puppy, in terms of the movie _Alien_, is a
chest-burster, then Doubting Thomas is more of a face-hugger,' he informs,
as if that were an explanation."
                                                        -Keyboard, Jan '92

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From: squest@moonwatcher.avrtech.com (Steve J. Quest)
Newsgroups: alt.drugs
Subject: Re: water synthesis?
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Date: Mon, 30 May 94 20:39:43 GMT
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In article <CqGJDA.8GK@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> wstamp@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu writes:
>
>This stuff sounds awesome!  But how do I get it?  I asked some of my cool 
>friends if they knew where I could get a glass of water and they looked at me 
>like I was nuts or something!  I guess they heard all those scare stories.
>
>So, like, if some FOAF were going to make some water how would I^H^H^H he 
>do it?  Can one of you chemistry doods post a recipie for an easy way to brew
>some up with cool molecule pictures and everything?
>
>Thanks!

        Water (W, Quench, Perrier, etc.,) is one of the easiest drugs to
        synthesize.  Chemically known as Hydrogen Oxide, it has found
        intensive use among many members of society, including those
        members of law enforcement.  Currently there is no federal
        regulation on the preparation, use, or distribution of water.


                    Preparation of Hydrogen Oxide (water)
                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        An Erlenmeyer flask is first filled with a few grams of zinc
        metal chips and is then fitted with a two hole rubber stopper. A
        thistle tube is introduced through one hole and pushed to a
        level where the end of the tube is just above the zinc chips. A
        rubber tube is introduced through the other hole and connected
        to a horizontal copper pipe filled with loose fitting chunk
        cupric oxide.  The other end of the copper pipe is connected to
        a Liebig condenser mounted in a distilling fashion (open end
        pointing down) which is suspended above a capture beaker.

        A bunsen flame is placed under the cupric oxide reaction pipe,
        and any kind of cold liquid is allowed to circulate through the
        condenser.  (some would use cold tap water, but I can not
        recommend that procedure here due to legalities involved.)

        Sufficient quantities of concentrated sulfuric acid are then
        introduced through the thistle tube to completely cover the zinc
        chips to a level ABOVE the end of the thistle tube. Condensation
        will start to occur within the condenser and run out into the
        beaker.  The crude product represents a technical grade of
        hydrogen oxide, suitable for recreational purposes.

        The reaction sequence is as follows:

        Zn + H2SO4 -> ZnSO4 + H2        H2 + CuO -> Cu + H2O

        sq

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Serge Solski u (sols7520@mach1.wlu.ca) wrote:
: In article <CqGJDA.8GK@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> wstamp@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (William Thomas Stamp) writes:
: >In article <CqGHGK.7GC@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu>,
: >Yazmar the UnClean <spogue@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> wrote:
: 	
: 	***STUFF DELETED BECAUSE I'M A GOOD 'NETTER***

: >like I was nuts or something!  I guess they heard all those scare stories.
: >
: >So, like, if some FOAF were going to make some water how would I^H^H^H he 
: >do it?  Can one of you chemistry doods post a recipie for an easy way to brew
: >some up with cool molecule pictures and everything?
: >
: >Thanks!
: >Bill
: >


	I want to sneak some water into a rave next weekend.  What's the 
best way to do this, and how long in advance will W safely keep? What 
about cost?

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From: peter@petermc.demon.co.uk (Peter McDermott)
Subject: Re: MAINLINING WATER.
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In article <2s7rop$5or@crocus.csv.warwick.ac.uk> esvgo@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Micah
Jackson) writes:
>
>>You think that's crazy?! ONCE, I used WATER to clean myself! It was 
>>intense, man....
>>
>>-- 
>>Tracy Goodman
>>tgoodman@telerama.lm.com
>>
>
>I was once sold what I later found to be known as 'distilled H2O'.
>The effects upon injection can only be described as incredible!
>

You think mainlining it is hot shit, you oughtta try snorting it.
I once snorted gallons of the stuff and it damn near killed me.
Actually, lots of people really *have* died this way... respiratory
failure.

Still, it comes in handy as an antidote to heatstroke.


--peter 

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Subject: Re: MAINLINING WATER.
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>>>You think that's crazy?! ONCE, I used WATER to clean myself! It was 
>>>intense, man....
>>> 
>>
>>
>>I was once sold what I later found to be known as 'distilled H2O'.
>>The effects upon injection can only be described as incredible!
>>
>
>You think mainlining it is hot shit, you oughtta try snorting it.
>I once snorted gallons of the stuff and it damn near killed me.
>Actually, lots of people really *have* died this way... respiratory
>failure.
>
>Still, it comes in handy as an antidote to heatstroke.
>

Wow! I'd heard that you could snort anything but bloody hell!
Next weekend me and a mate are gonna try anal administration.
Wish me luck!

MIC.
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From: "John C. Bumgarner" <jbumgarn@ozarks.sgcl.lib.mo.us>
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I read the Hydrogen Oxide synthesis report, but it's too complicated for me.
Is there a quick-n-dirty way to make "bathtub" water?  Or would that be
dangerous?  How about extracting water from fish?  Would it work if I put
some fish in a seperatory funnel, added ether, then shook it up for a while?

Please help.

-jb

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From: squest@moonwatcher.avrtech.com (Steve J. Quest)
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In article <2se27l$84q@agate.berkeley.edu> jbumgarn@ozarks.sgcl.lib.mo.us writes:
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>
>I read the Hydrogen Oxide synthesis report, but it's too complicated for me.
>Is there a quick-n-dirty way to make "bathtub" water?  Or would that be
>dangerous?  How about extracting water from fish?  Would it work if I put
>some fish in a seperatory funnel, added ether, then shook it up for a while?

        I don't know how the fish would like that.  Try methylbenzene
        before you use ethyl ether, cheaper.  On another note, how about
        simple distillation of piss?

        Mmmmm!  Tasty!

        No, wait, isn't that what they are drinking in Californiweird?

        sq

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From: blaing@solaris.carl.org (Bruce Laing)
Subject: Re: CHEMISTRY: Synthesis of Water.
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John C. Bumgarner (jbumgarn@ozarks.sgcl.lib.mo.us) wrote:

: I read the Hydrogen Oxide synthesis report, but it's too complicated for me.
: Is there a quick-n-dirty way to make "bathtub" water?  Or would that be
: dangerous?  How about extracting water from fish?  Would it work if I put
: some fish in a seperatory funnel, added ether, then shook it up for a while?

Dude, there's a much easier way.  The stuff tastes really rank, but you
can extract the W from certain OTC fish preperations.  Check the canned
goods aisle at Safeway: they often carry various brands of tuna fish, and
if you read the labels carefully some say "packed in water"!   You can get
several tablespoons per can if you really try.  Some friends of mine used
to be really into it in school, but it got really paranoid, you know,
trying to explain to the clerk why you were buying another case of Tuna every
night....  Also, your skin starts to reek of fish if you do it too
much...  Definitely stay away from that bathtub water, though, man, there's
all kinds of shit in that stuff...

- Bruce


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jkevin@mercury.aichem.arizona.edu (Kevin Jernigan) wrote:

>   I drank water for the first time at a party last night, and it was great!!
>Some of my friends who do W told me about the experience earlier, but I now
>realize that it was beyond my wildest expectations.  I was a little bit scared,
>at first, because I heard about some of the bad side effects that it can cause.
>A few people said they choked on it, and one guy said that he dribbled it all   >over his clothes and got them wet.  Luckily, none of these things happened to 
>me.  They started passing glasses around to everyone and I decided to take one  >The water was very clear in color. They said it was scored from a guy who got
>it from a spring in Canada.  I don't know whether it was really Canadian 
>water, but it was definitely good quality, judging by the color.  I used
>about 500g of it.  When I put the glass up to my mouth, and swallowed, the
>first sensation I felt was of something wet traveling down my throat.  This 
>sensation started before I had even removed the glass from my mouth.  I was
>able to acheive the same feeling again, by taking another swallow.  As the 
>trip progressed, I noticed several other things.  The W produced a state of
>mind that I believe could best be described as a lack of thirst.  The trip
>didn't last for very long, but I think that it would be safe to say that
>the experience gave me some important insights into my consciousness.  
>Chief among these, is the realization that water can relieve thirst. 
>
>                                             - Kevin 

I don't think Niacin will work to abort a bad W trip either.  I've heard
that vigorous physical exertion will quickly eliminate that W-induced
"lack of thirst."

I don't know about this stuff.  I've heard that W affects _every_ system in
the body.  So it can't be safe if it affects all those different things.
It is stored not only in fat cells, but in _every_ cell in the body.
It remains in the body in detectable levels for _the_rest_of_your_life!
It will even affect osmotic pressure balances throughout the body.
Are you still willing to risk the possible dangers of this obviously
very powerful substance?

It's a proven fact that it will affect your complexion and digestive
processes, very scary.  Also, W is one of the products in _car_exhaust_! 
So how can it be safe?  It's also probably dangerously flamab