sekai de ichiban kagayaku made
Until (I) shine the brightest in the world
ichinichi mainichi wo tanoshiku ikite
Enjoying life everyday
OP Theme: Only 1 No.1 (Okui Masami)
totsuzen umarekuru setsuna no fuan
The uncertainty that suddenly comes up
nisennen mondai yori jibunnno yume
More than the Y2K problem, my own dream.
sekaide ichiban kagayakitai
I want to shine brightest in the world
omoi wa No. 1 Star kono sora no nakade
The number 1 Star in the universe, in my thoughts.
Dejiko Arrives -nyo!
Aa! I've come to Akihabara -nyo!
Nyonyonyo. Now, what shall I do to become a great actress -nyo?
I can hear it -nyo! I can hear the fans calling my name -nyo!
"Dejiko-sama! You're great -nyo!"
It's not the time for that -gema.
Welcome to Akihabara
We first have to find a place to stay -gema
Too much trouble -nyo.
We can live in the space ship -nyo.
No we can't -gema. It's to conspicuous -gema.
Take care of this -gema.
Time to find a super-rich room suited for me -nyo!
Finding A Room In Akihabara Special! For you who are super-rich.
I picked this up!
Why does it cost so much money -nyo?
We came to Earth and suddenly we're roaming the streets -gema.
What shall we do -nyo?
Um.. Is there a problem?
Please help -nyo.
No, you can't -gema.
Well, that's a big problem.
Yes. There's an unused room above the store.
How would you like to live there?
But we don't have any money -nyo.
It's okay.
It's not such a great room to take money for.
It is okay -nyo?
No problem.
We're saved -nyo! We did it -nyo!
But we really can't take it for free -gema!
Umm... now that I hear that, it really can't be free...
Hey! You had to say useless thing -nyo! Now we have to pay money -nyo!
Why did Puchiko suddenly disappear -nyo?!
Puchiko! You shouldn't wander around -nyo!
We'll probably have to wander the streets again-nyo.
All because he had to be the "good kid" and say all the useless things.
All we can do now in our miserable situation is to curse the cold night sky of the city -nyo.
A great Something
Ah! That's too harsh! That's too harsh!
Well, let's get kicked out -nyo.
Thanks for the kupet bread -nyo.
A great Something...
Wait. Would you like to work in our store?
That way, I won't charge you for the room upstairs.
Thank you, manager!
Hahaha... Don't worry about it.
'something'
This is great -gema!
Di Gi Charat! Please to meet you -nyo!
Call me Dejiko -nyo!
Petit Charat.
Puchiko -nyu!
I am Gema -gema. Please to meet you -gema.
Who's that -nyo!
Continued.
Whaat? And it's just getting interesting! Buu!
Please call me Rabi~en~Rose!
Who's that -nyo?
It went away -nyo!
That's rude -nyu.
Maybe it will come back -nyo.
I think it really went away -gema.
It's a laughing ghost -nyo.
This is Akihabara!
Akihaba~ra~
I'm running an errand for the manager -nyo~
Ah! This voice! It's that laughing ghost-nyo!
It always noisy and makes me feel weird -nyo!
It's me! I'm the great rival who will blow Dejiko away!
With the attention of the world, I am the idol Rabi~en~Rose!
Hi, everyone!
I wonder if Dejiko is okay -gema?
Call me Rabi~en~Rose.
Ra-bi-en-rou-zu -gema
Why'd you do such a dangerous thing -nyo?!
I was hit by a car, fell into river, and almost got eaten by a big fish -nyo!
I am Rabi~en~Rose. Your rival.
Just because people think you're cute...
We're really late -nyo.
Gema isn't here -nyu.
Since the charming "me" is here...
Shut up -nyo!
Left me behind, that's bad -gema.
Dejiko-chan, good work.
Manager, it was dangerous because of some weirdo -nyo.
I was worried that Dejiko-chan would get hit by a car, fall into river, and almost get eaten by a big fish.
What... That's exactly what happened -nyo.
I went through a lot of trouble because of the laughing ghost, so I burnt it with my beam.
You're late.
Ah! It's her! The weird laughing ghost -nyo!
Why are you here -nyo?
She's Usada Hikaru, and she'll be helping at our store starting today.
Manager! Call me Rabi~en~Rose!
She's working here?
Be nice to each other, please.
Usada!
If it's going to be like this, it's a dual!
No -nyo! Too much trouble -nyo!
What's that irritating reaction?!
Wait! What's this?
That's okay. I wash my hair every day.
We are...
Dejiko-chan's fans!
Don't bully Dejiko-chan! Bully us instead...
No, we don't mean bully us...
but bullying is bad and...
Whatever. So, I will be working here starting today.
Nice to meet you.
With a name like Rabi~en~Rose, Dejiko can't beat me! Hohoho!
Her name is Usada Hikaru -nyo.
Eh? Really?
I said Rabi~en~Rose~!
Usada! Usada! Usada!!
Here Here! Puchiko-chan!
Right! There's another rival here!
The three fires!
Gema is here too -gema!
A Scary Store?
Thank you very much -nyo.
Umm...
Welcome -nyo.
Are you a customer -nyo?
Ah... I plan to be...
That was a great eye-shopping.
Plenty of eye-shopping...
Eye-shopping is great.
Thanks for eye-shopping -nyo!
No, nooo. If I go into a scary store like this alone, I won't survive a single hit.
Aa...I came because I heard that they had Tetsu-Ashi (Iron Foot) Jonny Trading Card.
Welcome -nyu.
Are you looking for something -nyu?
She's a shopkeeper too? Then even for a normal person like me...
it might be too much to enter this scary store?!!
Shall I find it for you -nyu?
That's okay. I've calmed down.
That's good -nyu.
Help! Somebody! My ear's been stuck between the shelves since yesterday.
Why?
Hold on a moment.
Thank you. I just started working here, so I'm not used to this yet.
I am Rabi~enRose. I work here; although, I'm only 14.
14? That's the same as me.
I'm Minagawa Takurou.
Are you looking for something?
It's a relief. She's normal.
Though, I don't know why she has dice on her head...
If we don't have it right now, you can order it.
Ah, yes. No, no. Yes.
Ah! Cards! Tetsu-Ashi Johnny Trading cards...
Trading Cards are over there.
If it's a popular item, it'll also be in front of the cashier.
Thank you.
Well, then...
Ah, what about the trading cards?
W-what's this?
I've been stepped on -gema.
The trading cards are this way.
Ah, thanks.
Flattened -gema.
Here's the trading card section.
Eh? That's okay.
Wait! You don't know how great our trading card section is.
I think I found out a little...
Watch out!
W-what was that?! What was that?!
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
It's alright. I'll give up on the Tetsu-Ashi Johnny Cards.
You're going back -nyo?
Were you eye-shopping -nyo?
Don't scare the customer!
You were looking for these cards, right?
That's right! How much is it?
500,000 Yen. (about $5,000)
1,000,000y Yen! (About $10,000)
3,000,000,000 Yen! (About $30,000,000)
I don't have that much money. Take it back.
See you.
It's a joke. Service! Service!
It's free -nyo.
6,000,000,000 Yen. (About $60,000,000)
Really?! Free?
What? Discriminating?
These cards... We don't even order them and they keep coming -nyo.
They just showed up on the shelves.
2 billion Yen.
There's some kind of curse on it -nyo.
Hopefully you won't have any misfortune.
Come again.
I don't need it...
Minagawa Takurou (14) (2nd year Junior High nearby)
sekai de ichiban kagayaku made
Until (I) shine the brightest in the world
ichinichi mainichi wo tanoshiku ikite
Enjoying life everyday
OP Theme: Only 1 No.1 (Okui Masami)
totsuzen umarekuru setsuna no fuan
The uncertainty that suddenly comes up
nisennen mondai yori jibunnno yume
More than the Y2K problem, my own dream.
sekaide ichiban kagayakitai
I want to shine brightest in the world
omoi wa No. 1 Star kono sora no nakade
The number 1 Star in the universe, in my thoughts.
What the Hell Is That?
I am going on a picnic -nyo.
Coming to places like this is good once in a while -gema.
It really feels good -nyo.
Ah. I'm hungry.
Why're you resting already -nyo?
The plan is to go to the top of that mountain today -nyo.
It's that pointy mountain -nyo.
No. I don't want to go -nyu.
Lunch on the top of the mountain is special -nyo.
I don't think we should go there -gema.
What're you talking about?
You follow this path all the way to that mountain -gema...
Something feels weird -gema.
Stop that bad joke -nyo.
For some reason, I want to eat meat -gema.
Muscle, muscle. If you go there, it feels weird -gema.
uun... I don't care now.
So! Let's eat lunch here!
Today's lunch! Onigiri... takuan...
(Hand rolled sushi... pickled daikon radish...)
tamagoyaki
(Fried eggs)
Normally you would eat with the gloves off -gema.
Eating under the wide sky feels special -nyo.
That's mean -gema!
Might as well eat the onigiri covered with dust.
There might also be animal crap mixed in, you know.
Dust all over -nyo! USADA!!
But it's a waste, so I'll eat it anyway -nyo.
It's good -nyu.
It has salt in it, so it'll be sterilized. It's okay -nyo.
It's okay.
It happens a lot on Charat-planet -gema.
Onigiri...
What the hell is that?
Let's hurry back -nyo!
It smells dangerous -nyo!
What the hell is it?
Takuan -nyo!
Let's run -nyo!
I'm back -nyo. It was scary -nyo.
Um. . .
EYE-BEAM! EYE-BEAM! EYE-BEAM! EYE-BEAM! EYE-BEAM!
I can't tell if it's angry, crying, depressed, or laughing.
This creature is making me so frustrated -nyo!
The store is a mess -gema!
Please, take whatever you want.
Mr. Long-Hair
Hello, everyone. Recently I have heard of people who end their sentences with strange words.
They need to be warned.
Gamers Open
I'll take this.
Welcome -nyo.
Point card, please.
You've received points.
Please write your address and name on the card -nyo.
No problem. This writes well.
Thank you -nyo.
Thank you.
I am MuchiMuchi. You like MuchiMuchi?
I'll root for you, Dejiko-chan!
I'll do my best -nyo!
Nyonyonyo... It looks like that customer was totally into me -nyo.
Is it you?
Words are beautiful.
Words are the means by which people tell history to their descendents.
Therefore, words have to be beautiful.
However...
What' is "nyo"?
Do you always end your sentences with "nyo?"
Who did you learn this from?
It's original -nyo.
I see. It's original.
Is that so? That's not good, is it? Don't you agree?
Look here. It's a word used to refer to everyone: old, young, man, and woman.
rou- nyaku- nan- nyo
"Rou-nyaku-nan-nyo".
But you would say,"rou- nyaku-nan-nyo -nyo."
Here's another one. In Italy, there's a region called Bologna.
You would say, "Bologna -nyo."
In Buddhism, there's a word called "nyorai," but you'd say, "nyorai -nyo."
Thank you -nyo.
Could you stop saying, "nyo"?
No -nyo. I don't plan to stop -nyo. Go somewhere else -nyo.
Ah... Words... Words... getting destroyed...
I hit something -gema.
Now it's "gema"?
What you put on red-bean rice is "gomashio -gema"?
The thing on sumo-wrestlers' heads are "mage -gema"?
The stuff boiling in a volcano is "magma -gema"?
That's good -nyo.
I want that-gema.
Can't find it -nyo.
Tired -gema
Sleepy -nyo.
Is this the end...
Pssshhhuuu...
Such a cute child... This child brings me happiness.
Nice to meet you. I am Kimura Takurou.
Your name is?
Petit Charat -nyu.
I see. You're Petit Charat-chan, are you?
Did you just say "nyu"?
"Nyu" as in "gyunyu -nyu"...
gyunyu = (cow's) milk
or, "nyu" in "Champagne -nyu"... no?
Do I? Do I have to tell such a cute child to fix a strange speaking habit?!
What should I do... What should I do...
Excuse me. I'd like to have this.
Puchiko is not for sale -nyo!
Kimura Takurou (Murataku) Something like student. No style.
Eerie Buu
Note: Buu is the sound affect of a gameshow buzzer.
Akihabara Station
Finished cleaning-nyo. We can open store-nyo!
Not good enough -nyo, Usada!
Rabi~en~Rose!
Usada! Usada!
What?
Awesome -nyo!
Ah! Usada broke the mop -nyo!
What are you talking about?
Isn't that mop rotten because you used it?
And don't call me Usada!
You'll get scolded by the Manager for breaking the mop -nyo.
Better start crying -nyo!
It's your mop! You're the one who'll get scolded!
Yes. Let's try to get along.
Manager!
Well, let's open up.
Yes.
Let's seal the broken mop in the darkness -nyo.
Take whatever you please.
I am sorry. Our store doesn't carry Kashiwa-mochi.
Kashiwa-mochi = sweet rice cake
Kashiwa-mochi is something like this -nyu.
Ah... It's heavy -nyo.
Heavy Gold Cards: 18 tons
Working hard with sweat. Dejiko is good -nyo!
I like it -nyo!
Dejiko-chan, I am sorry. Would you run an errand?
Ok -nyo!
Today's errand -nyo!
Something Store
I'm full of energy -nyo!
Let's buy "something" from that "Something Store" -nyo.
We are Dejiko-chan's fans.
This is?!
It's a tail!
It's Dejiko-chan's tail!
I picked it up!
Ah! You're keeping it for yourself!
No, this is for Dejiko-chan...
Ueee! We fell into the hole...!
This way to The Hell Store
Welcome to Hell Store.
Eh? The thing you have in your hand...
Is that Di Gi Charat's tail?
Could you give it to me?
Eh? No way.
We have to return it to Dejiko-chan!
If you give it to me, I will grant you anything you desire.
Anything we desire?
What shall we do...
We can't.
We have to return it to Dejiko-chan
Because we are Dejiko-chan's fans!
Ah, well. It is pointless then.
In that case, you shall not return freely!
Manager, I bought something -nyo.
Thank you, Dejiko-chan.
You don't have a tail -nyu.
Aah! Really?! What shall I do?
Puchiko still has a tail -nyu.
What? You lost your tail?
I lost my tail -nyo...
Find it.
Maybe we should band-aid it...
This is the end -nyo...
It might return.
Welcome -nyu.
Dejiko-chan...
you dropped this.
My tail -nyo.
I am Takeshi.
I am Yoshimi.
Thank you... So... you are...
Bu... Kimi
Thank you-nyo Bukimi-san!
The kanji for "Takeshi" and "Yoshimi" can be read as "Bukimi" when combined. "Bukimi" means "eerie" or "weird".
Gema Gema Psshhuu
Psshhuu = the sound of a balloon deflating
Hehehehe... That Takurou and this Takurou...
Shall we use them to make a naughty doujinshi -nyo?
You're thinking something bad -gema.
If you're planning to use the bishounen dude and the boy to draw naughty manga...
and sell it and make a lot of money at a doujinshi sale, stop it -gema.
You got it exactly -nyo!
You make me so mad -nyo!
It's hard to punish kids who pretend to be good -nyo.
You're mean...
Even if it's round and looks like a ball, it's bad to bully animals, Dejiko-chan.
Another guy pretending to be good -nyo...
You are... lonely...
He's talking like an old man -nyo!
My head is nauseous -nyo!
Dejiko-chan... I don't know what Gema-kun did...
but isn't it wrong to use violence?
Ah! Puchiko-chan, do you wanna go drink something cold with me?
I'm not going -nyu.
I don't want to listen to his opinion -nyo!
That's mean -nyo! What are you doing all of a sudden -nyo?!
You... You should know!
You can't lie to your heart!
Something seems dangerous. I am not dealing with him -nyo.
We should live preciously; a today that leads to tomorrow!
You're so tall, Puchiko-chan.
Put me down.
Why are there so many weirdos in this store -nyo?!
Yellow! It's yellow!
I fell into the water and swelled up -gema.
It's only Gema -nyo.
Please help me -gema. No, help -gema!
Heave -gema!
It's a dangerous situation -nyo.
Where are you planning to run away to -gema?!
It's no use running -gema!
No reason for Puchiko to get chased by Gema -nyu.
That's right -gema! Apologize, Dejiko!
Ah! A dead-end -nyo!
It's all over -nyo!
Compressing -gema! Crushing -gema!
RubRub. I might develop static elecricity -gema!
No no! This lukewarm, yellow thing is pressing against me!
No -nyo! Can't breathe -nyo!
Ah... Wait, I gotta go take a piss -gema. Wait -gema.
I can still feel the rotten smelling, lukewarm, yellow thing -nyo.
You've been waiting -gema.
Eh...?
All the water went out when I took a piss, and I returned to normal size -gema.
Burn!
Let's not worry about where and how much Gema pissed, okay? ^^
sekai de ichiban kagayaku made
Until (I) shine the brightest in the world
ichinichi mainichi wo tanoshiku ikite
Enjoying life everyday
OP Theme: Only 1 No.1 (Okui Masami)
totsuzen umarekuru setsuna no fuan
The uncertainty that suddenly comes up
nisennen mondai yori jibunnno yume
More than the Y2K problem, my own dream.
sekaide ichiban kagayakitai
I want to shine brightest in the world
omoi wa No. 1 Star kono sora no nakade
The number 1 Star in the universe, in my thoughts.
My Beam Doesn't Work -nyu...
Puchiko-chan, what're you doing?
I understand. "Eye-beam" practice, right?
Ah... No. Not like that.
Don't you understand? It comes from heightening anger towards your opponent, AND...
the situations combined will produce the beam.
Isn't that right?
It might be difficult for Puchiko-chan.
Gema, stop saying strange things -nyo!
What're you talking about -gema!
EYE-BEEAAMM!!
Nyo-nyo-nyo. Dejiko won't lose to Gema -nyo!.
Come anytime!
So frustrating -gema!
She's great at getting angry -nyu.
Tomorrow, I'll start practicing getting angry -nyu.
Uu... Heavy -nyu... Go away -nyu...
It's safe here -nyu.
I can safely sleep now -nyu.
Hehe... They're idiots -nyo.
That's great -nyo.
Eye-Beam... It worked -nyu.
You shot me with your Eye-beam last night, didn't you -gema?!
Gema, you crushed me with the TV -nyo!
And I was eating watake in the flowerbed!
What -gema -gema?!
Understand, Puchiko-chan?
Even if your Eye-beam doesn't work now...
Puchiko-chan will grow up and experience many things in life...
and then it might be possible, right?
Or might be impossible, right?
Di Gi Charat Sanada Asami Petit Charat Sawashiro Miyuki Gema Kamei Yoshiko Rabi~en~Rose Hikami Kyoko
Minagawa Takurou Minami Omi Kimura Takurou Okiayu Ryoutarou Store Manager Ichijou Kazuya Takeshi Naitou Rei Yoshimi Mori Norihisa
English Subtitled by: Young "Zeruel" Yoo
Original timed script: sdh1975 (hitel)
Edited and Adapted to SSA by: JELEINEN (Anime Jonetsu!)